When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.